Punny Librarian Mugs

Library - Food For Thought.

Do it yourself books.

'We won't publish your book 'The Life of a mayfly: An Autobiography' because it's only a page long!'

Building Books.

Man looks worried, as his fellow castaway reads book: 'Cannibalism for Dummies'.

Two books from the crime passionel section in a library having sex

'If you must laugh, will you do it in the humour section please?'

'We take late returns very seriously at this library Mr Wilson!'

New From Why? Books

'Smooth move -- Now we're in REAL trouble!'

Kid reader to librarian about 'Parenting' book: 'This didn't tell me anything about how to deal with parents.'

"Personally, there's nothing I like better than to curl up in bed with a bad woman."

"...then - and here's the funny part - I add the potassium sulfate..."

Skunk in library reads from the '10 Best Smellers'.

Library In Heaven Stocks The Bible And Only The Bible

"Do you have 'The Oxford Companion to Real Estate'?"

'So, Harkness, I see that you have a very checkered background!'

Sado-masochists reading in bed.

Construction workers building a library are all saying, 'shhh, shhh' to each other.

Real Life Bookshop.

Hard to reach books.

Hard to Reach Books.

'They'll be talking about that for years!'

'I don't want to read 'Great Books'. Too much pressure.'

'I don't want to ruin it for you, but the ending is pretty obvious.'

'Sorry I'm overdue but I've been in hospital!'

Book barn: now with 50% less irony

Lion statue attacking the patrons of the New York Public Library.

'Levitation? Aisle three.'

Pop-up Book of Missiles

"Carrie, I told you that if I returned your library books that late that there would be hell to pay."

Powerful bookends.

We've never really had use for a Fashion section

Mobile Library