Pun-loving Library Visitor Mugs

"The average person's vocabulary is 20,000 words. Lucky for you, you know the names of 8,000 brands of beer."

Do it yourself books.

Giant to librarian: 'Excuse me, do you have a large print version?'

Tips on how to reduce those unsightly crow's feet.

Building Books.

Spiv

'I just had to come over...You caught my eye.'

Mensa Applicants - Please Form an Orderly IQ.

"You have an intense fear of long words. We call this condition Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia."

Rock 'n Rolls. It's like an ice cream truck, except they sell baked treats and play classic rock music. Rolling scones!

Restaurant: To Fill A Mockingbird

Real Life Bookshop.

Hard to reach books.

Library - Food For Thought.

Construction workers building a library are all saying, 'shhh, shhh' to each other.

"I have to twinkle"

Hard to Reach Books.

'I don't want to read 'Great Books'. Too much pressure.'

"Isn't this right out of Peter Mayle?"

The Hatchback of Notre Dame

Ship Modelers in Damnation

Crime A-L

"They found Charlotte's web site."

'I need a statement that I've been here for the past 15 minutes and read David Hume's An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding.'

Powerful bookends.

Flu Shots

"The Count of Monte Crisco"

"Carrie, I told you that if I returned your library books that late that there would be hell to pay."

"The only person who is going to be able to make any sense of this trial is the sketch artist."

50 shades of brown.

One Hundred Yearlings of Solitude

Librarians and the Karma Sutra

"Information on alligators!?"

"Stupid exercise video got jammed in my machine"

Books - "I hear her kids run riot in this one."