First Library Visit Gifts

"We don't have to worry about being quiet until we're old enough to read that sign."

"First the lady asks if I want to take this book...then she says I have to bring it back in two weeks!"

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Big Bang Theory.

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

Do your research!

Paranormal A-Z...

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

'When I asked you to do research for your assignment, I meant the library not on Google!'

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

Another Bigfoot sighting...

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

'Bring out yer books!'

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

Two Generations of Readers

'I need to read five books this weekend to graduate - any suggestions?'

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

Kid to boy in library: 'Oh, we came at the busiest part of the day ... it's a reading frenzy.'

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'

Catalogue of little books.

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

'According to this, you owe $57.32 in late fees for the book 'Getting By on a Shoestring Budget'.'

Charles Addams.

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

Don't you see, Kreutzer? That's why we have all this literature. So you won't duplicate an experiment that's already been done, and there's no reason at all why you should be duplicating Smedly's experiments. After all, he shares a lab with you.

LIBRARY, 'Sorry, Mr. Wimble -- you've had just about enough Kafka for one day.'