First Library Visit Mugs

"We don't have to worry about being quiet until we're old enough to read that sign."

"First the lady asks if I want to take this book...then she says I have to bring it back in two weeks!"

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Big Bang Theory.

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

Do your research!

Paranormal A-Z...

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

Another Bigfoot sighting...

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

'Bring out yer books!'

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

Two Generations of Readers

'I need to read five books this weekend to graduate - any suggestions?'

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

Kid to boy in library: 'Oh, we came at the busiest part of the day ... it's a reading frenzy.'

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

Catalogue of little books.

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

Charles Addams.

LIBRARY, 'Sorry, Mr. Wimble -- you've had just about enough Kafka for one day.'

Don't you see, Kreutzer? That's why we have all this literature. So you won't duplicate an experiment that's already been done, and there's no reason at all why you should be duplicating Smedly's experiments. After all, he shares a lab with you.

'Publshing Books for Dummies.'