Library Visiting Gifts

'Do you have any employers references?'

Hard to Reach Books.

Book Shop with Sections Named 'Something, Somethingness, Nothing, and Nothingness'.

Watch the author miss his deadline 4 to 7

"Please keep the library clean. We don't want you to be ashamed of your shelves."

Cover Design for the Yellow Book- Unused

Trivia/Great Literature.

"Where do you keep the non-educational stuff?"

'No we don't have Heather has two Mommies, or Billy has two Daddies, but we do have Timmy has two funny uncles.'

Man in library standing on pile of books looking in mountaineering section.

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Big Bang Theory.

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

"Meet the scribe"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

Do your research!

Paranormal A-Z...

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

Gen-Next Library

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

Another Bigfoot sighting...

'Bring out yer books!'

"Author does not do tricks."

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."