Library Visiting Gifts

'Do you have any employers references?'

Hard to Reach Books.

Book Shop with Sections Named 'Something, Somethingness, Nothing, and Nothingness'.

Watch the author miss his deadline 4 to 7

"Please keep the library clean. We don't want you to be ashamed of your shelves."

Cover Design for the Yellow Book- Unused

Trivia/Great Literature.

"Where do you keep the non-educational stuff?"

'No we don't have Heather has two Mommies, or Billy has two Daddies, but we do have Timmy has two funny uncles.'

Man in library standing on pile of books looking in mountaineering section.

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Big Bang Theory.

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"Meet the scribe"

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

Do your research!

Gen-Next Library

Paranormal A-Z...

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

'When I asked you to do research for your assignment, I meant the library not on Google!'

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

'Bring out yer books!'