Library Visitor Pillows

"It's okay, It's a shhhushhh...kebab"

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Big Bang Theory.

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

Do your research!

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

Paranormal A-Z...

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

'When I asked you to do research for your assignment, I meant the library not on Google!'

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

'Bring out yer books!'

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Another Bigfoot sighting...

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

Two Generations of Readers

Myths and legends...

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

'I need to read five books this weekend to graduate - any suggestions?'

Catalogue of little books.

Kid to boy in library: 'Oh, we came at the busiest part of the day ... it's a reading frenzy.'

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'

Man browsing books see couple kissing in romance section of book store.

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

'According to this, you owe $57.32 in late fees for the book 'Getting By on a Shoestring Budget'.'

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.