Library Visit Pillows

"Think about the perks. You learn to read, you get a pre-approved library card!"

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Big Bang Theory.

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

"Meet the scribe"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

Do your research!

Paranormal A-Z...

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

Gen-Next Library

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

Another Bigfoot sighting...

'Bring out yer books!'

"Author does not do tricks."

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

Two Generations of Readers

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

Myths and legends...