Library Frequenter Pillows

Reference books - Health & Safety.

"Did you ask for the large print edition?"

Professor McWit, crushed by an avalanche of Philosophy 101 texts, proves again that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Big Bang Theory.

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

The Dorrie Decimal System

'It's all original research. I had no assistance when I looked it up on Wikipedia.'

Do your research!

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

Paranormal A-Z...

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

'When I asked you to do research for your assignment, I meant the library not on Google!'

'Bring out yer books!'

Another Bigfoot sighting...

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

Two Generations of Readers

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

'I need to read five books this weekend to graduate - any suggestions?'

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

Catalogue of little books.

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

Kid to boy in library: 'Oh, we came at the busiest part of the day ... it's a reading frenzy.'

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'