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Books/How to get to the point/Volume 1

Prosecutor trying to link parking tickets and library fines with gangland killings.

Separating fact from fiction will be your main objective this morning.

A person reading an advanced book, standing on the pile of other books that he's had to read in order to become knowledgable enough to reach/read it.

First library card

'Due to cutbacks, we've removed the last 20 pages from every mystery novel.'

Think For Yourself

"Well we've found Community Resources, IT access points,video and DVD rental,audiobooks and meeting rooms...Now we just need to find the books..."

"Never mind, Harry. Just remember, the 'Saturday Review' loved it."

Library Space Travel Section,"There you are sir,one small step for man."

"He's looking for something for the beach."

'Which one shall I get?'

Ancient History section of a library with stone tablets for books.

'For God's sake it's only an overdue library book!'

'This is getting to be too much for me. I'm thinking of becoming a middlebrow.'

'She has an enquiring mind - like why did you do that and why didn't you do the other?'

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

'I found the audiobooks, computer access points, DVDs, conference rooms and community focus points...could you tell me where the books are!'

"I'd just like to congratulate you on how skillfully you've hidden my novel!"

'I want a classic that reveals eternal truths, absolute justice and moral courage without challenging my basic prejudices.'

'I want it renewed until we get the leg of our sideboard mended.'

Parent and child enter library. Sign says, '30 minute time limit on the internet. Unlimited amount of time on books!

Don't you see, Kreutzer? That's why we have all this literature. So you won't duplicate an experiment that's already been done, and there's no reason at all why you should be duplicating Smedly's experiments. After all, he shares a lab with you.

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

'Not while I am the librarian.'

Skunk in library reads from the '10 Best Smellers'.

"We may have the same books, but we highlight entirely different passages."

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

Bookshop Adventure

'Sorry, Mr. Wimble -- you've had just about enough Kafka for one day.'

Horror

"What are you doing?"

'Oh-oh - it's the old good librarian, bad librarian routine.'

"Marge, the Republicans are here! Hide the matches!"