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"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

In library

House of books.

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Big Bang Theory.

The fate of the emigrant

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

The experienced backpacker.

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

"Meet the scribe"

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Alien David statue

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"My novel is not a doorstop!"