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"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

In library

House of books.

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"Too bad about old Ainsworth. Published and published, but perished all the same."

"Davina McCall: Life at the Extreme takes a celebrity to the most extreme places on Earth!"

Big Bang Theory.

The fate of the emigrant

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

The experienced backpacker.

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

Alien David statue

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Meet the scribe"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

An astronaut fishes in volcanoes on another planet.

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Do your research!

A boy acting suspiciously