'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'
Library Gifts
If someone you know is passionate about books and libraries, our collection offers whimsical and thoughtful gifts that highlight their love for literature. From humorous mugs to stylish prints, find unique items that any bibliophile will cherish. Perfect for birthdays, milestones, or just because.
'The last Doctor to go into medical records has still not been found.'
"My novel is not a doorstop!"
"Let's see now...genealogy books...genealogy books..."
Popular and Unpopular Science
Information and thoughtful analysis.
"Wait. We're the pests?"
'Hello, mother? Have you got that voodoo book out of the library again?'
'Ask not for whom the siren wails...it wails for thee.'
"People used to be more considerate."
Library is divided into 3 sections: Young Readers, Adults, Waiting for Death.
"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"
"On the upside, books from the closed libraries can be used to fuel the town hall furnace..."
Entomology Reference: Bees, wasps, drones.
'I'd like to return this book. All the pages are blank.'
Book: 'From prey to predator in 30 days.'
National Security Agency Library: Who's Who Who's Bugged.
"Books are useful when you're reaching for the stars!"
"This ereader is stuck in manual."
"For heaven's sake, Harold - would it hurt you to lick you finger!?"
Reference Section: Who's Who, Who's Kaput.
Library
Myths and legends...
"Excuse me, but this book you returned is full of pages dripping in spit!"
American Dream/Woke
"I subscribed to my librarian's twitter feed, but the only thing she ever tweets me is 'shhhhh!'"
"Do you have a book on jobs men are best at?"
Get rich quick.
"What happened to 'Erotica'?"
You Store IT!
1,000 Stations vs 1,000 Books
Wheelchair lifts woman to top of library bookshelf.
'We can't find any of of Waldo books.'
How intellectual curiosity killed the cat
Mystery and suspense at the library.
Library Gifts Collection
Library Mugs
Browse our collection of mugs ideal for library lovers, featuring witty quotes and charming illustrations to make every sip special.
Library Pillows
Find cozy pillows designed for bookworms and library fans, adding literary charm to any reading corner.
Library Prints
Explore our selection of art prints celebrating books and libraries — perfect for gifting or decorating your own literary haven.
Library T-Shirts
Check out our library-inspired t-shirts that combine style and wit, perfect for bibliophiles who love to wear their passion.