Librarian Gifts

"By God, for a minute there it suddenly all made sense!"

"Remember, now-you're sense, I'm sensibility."

'I found some information in this book for my school paper. How do I click 'print'?'

Dogs as bookends.

"The judicial rulings are over here. That section is all lawyer jokes."

"What would you boys think if we started selling books?"

"Well, instead of discussing the book we could discuss why none of us had time to read it."

Still Waiting For Something To Turn Up, Mr. Micawber Is Ignored

"What's your problem?"

"I''' have the misspelled 'Ceasar' salad and the improperly hyphenated veal osso-buco."

"I don't know where you find the time to arrange all the books so nicely on shelves."

Poet's Corner

"We need new text books precisely because the ones we have are valuable first editions."

Skywriter's Block

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

"'Principles of Time Management' was due back six months ago."

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

'I didn't write the book report. I downloaded and printed it directly from the Internet, but I did collate and staple it myself.'

Information

''How To Do Well In School Without Studying' is over there in the fiction section.'

'Who.' 'Who.' 'Who.' 'Or is it whom?'

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

The Book of 'Everything You Need To Know.'

Public library - deep end, shallow end.

Someone who knows apostrophes

Librarian Watches As Woman Climbs The Bookshelves

'Yes, we have 'All You Need To Know About The Health Care Legislation' but it is part of a twelve volume set.'

Books/How to get to the point/Volume 1

'You don't have any books, do you?'

Do it yourself - Get someone else to do it

Stuff you need to know/Stuff You Can Do Without.

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

"No, I don't have a scanner you can borrow."

"Do you have any picture books that could help a child understand tort reform?"

She vowed to put an end to overdue books and unpaid fines. It was the right thing to do ? even used a silencer.