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"By God, for a minute there it suddenly all made sense!"

"Remember, now-you're sense, I'm sensibility."

'I found some information in this book for my school paper. How do I click 'print'?'

Dogs as bookends.

"The judicial rulings are over here. That section is all lawyer jokes."

Collected works

'To be honest, it's a bit hard to swallow.'

Still Waiting For Something To Turn Up, Mr. Micawber Is Ignored

"What would you boys think if we started selling books?"

"Well, instead of discussing the book we could discuss why none of us had time to read it."

"What's your problem?"

"I''' have the misspelled 'Ceasar' salad and the improperly hyphenated veal osso-buco."

Poet's Corner

"We need new text books precisely because the ones we have are valuable first editions."

"I don't know where you find the time to arrange all the books so nicely on shelves."

Skywriter's Block

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

"'Principles of Time Management' was due back six months ago."

'I didn't write the book report. I downloaded and printed it directly from the Internet, but I did collate and staple it myself.'

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

Information

''How To Do Well In School Without Studying' is over there in the fiction section.'

'Who.' 'Who.' 'Who.' 'Or is it whom?'

'They're encyclopedias, Timmy... They're an early form of Google.'

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

The Book of 'Everything You Need To Know.'

Public library - deep end, shallow end.

Someone who knows apostrophes

'Have you tried Googling that?'

Librarian Watches As Woman Climbs The Bookshelves

'Yes, we have 'All You Need To Know About The Health Care Legislation' but it is part of a twelve volume set.'

Books/How to get to the point/Volume 1

'You don't have any books, do you?'

Do it yourself - Get someone else to do it

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'