Library Mugs

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

'The last Doctor to go into medical records has still not been found.'

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

"Let's see now...genealogy books...genealogy books..."

Popular and Unpopular Science

Information and thoughtful analysis.

"Wait. We're the pests?"

'Hello, mother? Have you got that voodoo book out of the library again?'

'Ask not for whom the siren wails...it wails for thee.'

"People used to be more considerate."

Library is divided into 3 sections: Young Readers, Adults, Waiting for Death.

"Yuck! Som'one left their nose in this book!"

"On the upside, books from the closed libraries can be used to fuel the town hall furnace..."

Entomology Reference: Bees, wasps, drones.

'I'd like to return this book. All the pages are blank.'

Book: 'From prey to predator in 30 days.'

National Security Agency Library: Who's Who Who's Bugged.

"Books are useful when you're reaching for the stars!"

"This ereader is stuck in manual."

"For heaven's sake, Harold - would it hurt you to lick you finger!?"

Reference Section: Who's Who, Who's Kaput.

Library

Myths and legends...

"Excuse me, but this book you returned is full of pages dripping in spit!"

American Dream/Woke

"I subscribed to my librarian's twitter feed, but the only thing she ever tweets me is 'shhhhh!'"

"Do you have a book on jobs men are best at?"

Get rich quick.

"What happened to 'Erotica'?"

You Store IT!

1,000 Stations vs 1,000 Books

Wheelchair lifts woman to top of library bookshelf.

'We can't find any of of Waldo books.'

How intellectual curiosity killed the cat

Mystery and suspense at the library.