Libraries Mugs

Basic Tax Law/Loopholes.

Dogs as bookends.

"What's your problem?"

"'Principles of Time Management' was due back six months ago."

'You don't have any books, do you?'

Sstranger than fiction

It was a tough case. Plenty of witnesses, but no one was talking.

'This is how we learned things before Wikipedia.'

'I can't find the books on information retrieval.'

Anti-social Sciences

Drive-by shushing.

'The problem with these eBooks is you can't use the old, 'I went to the library, but the book was out' excuse.'

'We take late returns very seriously at this library Mr Wilson!'

'Someone's taken its appendix out.'

Auto 'Shh' machine in library.

"Where will I find the fine line between art and science?"

"Sigh....No, children. These are REAL books. You need to turn the pages."

Poetry Buff.

Truth section in library "I'm sorry sir, there's just no demand for it these days."

Your library book is overdue.

Tall tales and Short stories

"Sorry it late. I forgot"

'He's been in here all day looking for trouble.'

Girl looking at a series of books about Katie, the last one about 'Why Katie got an ASBO'.

'Just browsing? You can do that without a computer?'

'SHHHH!'

'They'll be talking about that for years.'

"Oh I wonder, wonder who, ba dum-dum, who, who wrote the book of love?"

'Tsk! I don't recall reading anything about that!'

Man reading a tablet in library.

Freedom of information guarded by sharks and barbed wire.

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

'That book is still floating around the system.'

"I can't tell you where the religious section is because I'm an atheist."

'Overdue books: $10- a day fine: 'The city hopes it will make up for library budget cuts.'