Libraries Pillows

Basic Tax Law/Loopholes.

Dogs as bookends.

"What's your problem?"

"'Principles of Time Management' was due back six months ago."

'You don't have any books, do you?'

Sstranger than fiction

Library Scientists.

It was a tough case. Plenty of witnesses, but no one was talking.

'This is how we learned things before Wikipedia.'

'I can't find the books on information retrieval.'

Anti-social Sciences

'We take late returns very seriously at this library Mr Wilson!'

Mystery bookshelf in library.

Drive-by shushing.

'The problem with these eBooks is you can't use the old, 'I went to the library, but the book was out' excuse.'

'She actually tried to donate her body to Library Science, but all they could use was her spine and appendix.'

Auto 'Shh' machine in library.

'Someone's taken its appendix out.'

"Sigh....No, children. These are REAL books. You need to turn the pages."

"Where will I find the fine line between art and science?"

Truth section in library "I'm sorry sir, there's just no demand for it these days."

Tall tales and Short stories

"Sorry it late. I forgot"

Poetry Buff.

Your library book is overdue.

'Just browsing? You can do that without a computer?'

'They'll be talking about that for years.'

'He's been in here all day looking for trouble.'

Girl looking at a series of books about Katie, the last one about 'Why Katie got an ASBO'.

Who's who - Who's googled

'Tsk! I don't recall reading anything about that!'

'SHHHH!'

"Oh I wonder, wonder who, ba dum-dum, who, who wrote the book of love?"

Book ratings.

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