Library Legend Gifts

'You'll find the book 'Corporate Discipline In Three Easy Steps' in the fiction department.'

Big Bang Theory.

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

Do your research!

Paranormal A-Z...

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

'When I asked you to do research for your assignment, I meant the library not on Google!'

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

'Bring out yer books!'

"In economics, I got an IOU."

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Another Bigfoot sighting...

Myths and legends...

Jack London

Two Generations of Readers

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

'I need to read five books this weekend to graduate - any suggestions?'

Kid to boy in library: 'Oh, we came at the busiest part of the day ... it's a reading frenzy.'

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

'According to this, you owe $57.32 in late fees for the book 'Getting By on a Shoestring Budget'.'

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

Charles Addams.

LIBRARY, 'Sorry, Mr. Wimble -- you've had just about enough Kafka for one day.'

Library

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

'Publshing Books for Dummies.'

Book: 'From prey to predator in 30 days.'

'Ask your computer.'