Library Legend Pillows

'You'll find the book 'Corporate Discipline In Three Easy Steps' in the fiction department.'

Big Bang Theory.

'My reading comprehension is so-so, but I do make up for it with my highlighting skills.'

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

Do your research!

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

Paranormal A-Z...

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

"In economics, I got an IOU."

'Bring out yer books!'

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

Another Bigfoot sighting...

'The definition of OBSOLETE: old fashioned dictionaries.'

Myths and legends...

"The library rejected your request to ban all books on cats and squirrels. But, to be fair, it was no dumber than all the other book ban requests we get."

Jack London

Two Generations of Readers

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

'I need to read five books this weekend to graduate - any suggestions?'

'Have you got the book 'After the end of the world'?'

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

Kid to boy in library: 'Oh, we came at the busiest part of the day ... it's a reading frenzy.'

'I know it's overdue but I've been in Intensive Care.'

The lion statues in front of New York City Library are replaced with spies.

Charles Addams.

LIBRARY, 'Sorry, Mr. Wimble -- you've had just about enough Kafka for one day.'

'It's very fast-paced. The book was over before I could finish reading it.'

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

'Publshing Books for Dummies.'

'Apparently it downloads data to your brain.'

'Ask your computer.'

"He's writing a novel for the first time in decades. It has less to do with the urge to create or say something new, and more to do with the fact that all his previous books are now out of print."