Lore And Legend Lover Pillows

The Ekert Saga: '...We'll be safe...as long as the Ekert is kept in the sacred vessel of nay-chaw. And he has to stay in theah until we find the anti-Ekert.'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Here be dragons.

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Lady of the bath...

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

Myths and legends...

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

Jack London

"I miss the Augean stables."

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

'Restless Peg Syndrome.'

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Bigfoot tracks...

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

Scotsman in the bath...

Sir Lancelot finds the Holy Quail

'You pulled a sword out of a stone and they made you King? -- is that constitutional?'

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

"Sorry. I'm out of leprecondoms."

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

'It's a bit demoralising when the Sheriff can claim it all back on expenses.'

"We received another message from that scoundrel Robin Hood, sire!"

"I'm not an intern, I'm a squire. I'm not an intern, I'm a squire..."