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The Ekert Saga: '...We'll be safe...as long as the Ekert is kept in the sacred vessel of nay-chaw. And he has to stay in theah until we find the anti-Ekert.'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Lady of the bath...

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Here be dragons.

"I don't care what you thought you saw,l there are no such things as people"

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

Jack London

"I miss the Augean stables."

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

Myths and legends...

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

"You have to declare what you rob from the rich, but you can deduct what you give to the poor."

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

'Restless Peg Syndrome.'

'Good news from the field, sire! Attila did not like the referee's call, so he's folding up his tents, taking his ball and going home!'

Zorro as a child.

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Sir Lancelot finds the Holy Quail

Scotsman in the bath...

Bigfoot tracks...

'You pulled a sword out of a stone and they made you King? -- is that constitutional?'

'Thank goodness he's gone through sensitivity training.'

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

"Sorry. I'm out of leprecondoms."

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

"I'm not an intern, I'm a squire. I'm not an intern, I'm a squire..."

"How the heck could you forget your sword?"

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

'It's a bit demoralising when the Sheriff can claim it all back on expenses.'