Literary Legends Gifts

Leon Uris.

Librarian Parents

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

The Elliot Ness monster.

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"Bigfoot"

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

Jack London

Knights of the bedside table.

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

'The pioneers opened the frontier, but it wasn't legal until brave lawyers blazed the paper trail!'

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

Myths and legends...

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

'The big feet come from your side of the family.'

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

"Be or be not. There is no question."

"He's writing a novel for the first time in decades. It has less to do with the urge to create or say something new, and more to do with the fact that all his previous books are now out of print."

'I can't write cheating songs because my wife's too insecure.'

Robbie Williams

Pandora's Change Purse...

Scotsman in the bath...