American Legends Gifts

family feuds...

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

The Elliot Ness monster.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"Walt Disney on ice."

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"Bigfoot"

Knights of the bedside table.

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

Myths and legends...

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

'The big feet come from your side of the family.'

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"He's writing a novel for the first time in decades. It has less to do with the urge to create or say something new, and more to do with the fact that all his previous books are now out of print."

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

Pandora's Change Purse...

Scotsman in the bath...

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

"Be or be not. There is no question."