Legends Gifts

The Mostly Invisible Man

'Sorry. lad, but me pot o' gold is at the other end of the rainbow!'

Achilles often feared that his weakness would be discovered.

"Well, that's done!"

"I also follow him on Instagram."

"Sire the risk-assessment people say, No way."

"No, Harold, not with your sciatica."

"Do you believe in Bigfoot?"

The Elliot Ness monster.

Hans Brinker - the early years.

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

"Let me try that!"

Like Other Legendary Brits, Young Eric Clapton Discovered His Destiny Quite By Accident.

William Tell (alternate)

"I need a motion and a second for slaying dragons."

'The big feet come from your side of the family.'

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

'No you can't keep it!'

Sword

Claw machine game

Saint Patrick

"But wait, there's more."

'Lady Godiva won't be riding today -- she went to Florida for Spring Break.'

How Arthur really became king.

William Tell shoots a tree, which yelps in pain.

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"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

The Monster (Legend of Croquemitaine).

Gog and Magog

"I'm sorry, you could not pull the sword so you may not rule England. But you did win a 30 dollar gift card to TGI Friday's!"

"Whoever can remove this shall rule all of England."

"So where were you during the tourist season?"

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"