Legends Gifts

The Mostly Invisible Man

'Sorry. lad, but me pot o' gold is at the other end of the rainbow!'

Achilles often feared that his weakness would be discovered.

"Well, that's done!"

"I also follow him on Instagram."

"No, Harold, not with your sciatica."

"Sire the risk-assessment people say, No way."

"Let me try that!"

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

Hans Brinker - the early years.

Like Other Legendary Brits, Young Eric Clapton Discovered His Destiny Quite By Accident.

The Elliot Ness monster.

"Do you believe in Bigfoot?"

Claw machine game

'The big feet come from your side of the family.'

William Tell (alternate)

William Tell shoots a tree, which yelps in pain.

How Arthur really became king.

'Lady Godiva won't be riding today -- she went to Florida for Spring Break.'

'No you can't keep it!'

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The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"I need a motion and a second for slaying dragons."

"But wait, there's more."

Sword

Saint Patrick

Narcissus

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

"I think the Greeks are running out of ideas."

"Legend has it there's an herb in the jungle that, when eaten imparts great size and strength. Let's ask these natives. Perhaps they've heard something."

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

"You should get that looked at, laddie."

"So where were you during the tourist season?"

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight