Learning Legend Gifts

'Sorry professor, my mind was some other place.'

"In economics, I got an IOU."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

The Elliot Ness monster.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

Swiss army knife

Another Bigfoot sighting...

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Myths and legends...

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

'The big feet come from your side of the family.'

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

Scotsman in the bath...

Pandora's Change Purse...

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

Saint Patrick

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

Loch Ness Monster

"The legend is true. Bigger Foot exists."

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

"Look, we're three thousand years old. No one's going to hire us."