Learning Legend Pillows

School. Report Card. I improved in handwriting, and she found out I can't spell.

'Sorry professor, my mind was some other place.'

"In economics, I got an IOU."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

The Elliot Ness monster.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"Bigfoot"

Swiss army knife

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

Myths and legends...

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

'The big feet come from your side of the family.'

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

Scotsman in the bath...

Pandora's Change Purse...

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Saint Patrick

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

Knight