Reading Legends Pillows

"This behavior is way beyond flirting."

'Whoever wants my job must lift the sword from the stone.'

"Doesn't this look like a better way to choose our politicians."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Saint George and the Drag Queen

The Elliot Ness monster.

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"In economics, I got an IOU."

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

Myths and legends...

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

Knights of the bedside table.

Jack London

'The big feet come from your side of the family.'

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

"He's writing a novel for the first time in decades. It has less to do with the urge to create or say something new, and more to do with the fact that all his previous books are now out of print."

Scotsman in the bath...

Pandora's Change Purse...

"Be or be not. There is no question."

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Saint Patrick

Loch Ness Monster

The Tennis Racket in the Stone