Studying Legends Pillows

"Look, we're three thousand years old. No one's going to hire us."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

The Elliot Ness monster.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"In economics, I got an IOU."

Another Bigfoot sighting...

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

Myths and legends...

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

'The big feet come from your side of the family.'

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

Scotsman in the bath...

Pandora's Change Purse...

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Saint Patrick

Knight

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

Loch Ness Monster

"The legend is true. Bigger Foot exists."

"Nothing is ever in my size either."