Studying Legends Pillows

"Look, we're three thousand years old. No one's going to hire us."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

The Elliot Ness monster.

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"In economics, I got an IOU."

Another Bigfoot sighting...

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"Bigfoot"

Myths and legends...

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

The wooden clothes horse of Troy.

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

'The big feet come from your side of the family.'

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

Scotsman in the bath...

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

Pandora's Change Purse...

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Saint Patrick

Knight

"Nothing is ever in my size either."

Loch Ness Monster

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'