Literary Legend Seeker Pillows

"Get J. D. Salinger on the horn for me!"

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"The knights of the round accent table"

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

Jack London

"Fantastic! Do you realize what we've just stumbled upon? It's the fabled Lost Glove Compartment of the Ancient Astronauts!"

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

Phoenix

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

"He's writing a novel for the first time in decades. It has less to do with the urge to create or say something new, and more to do with the fact that all his previous books are now out of print."

"Be or be not. There is no question."

'Here's your chance to become a legend.'

Medusa and Perseus.

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

Ted Hughes

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

Man sees book flying in the Mystery section.

Saint Patrick

'I'm sorry, but I can't let you on board unless there's a Mrs Bigfoot.'

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

"Look, we're three thousand years old. No one's going to hire us."

A Dragon has a picnic with a Maiden.

The Tennis Racket in the Stone

'Whoever wants my job must lift the sword from the stone.'

"Class, welcome back Sean ... who, you may recall, was lost for eight days in Home Depot."

Romulus (left) and Remus

"Do you believe in Bigfoot?"

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

Phoenix

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

Museum of Legend. 6th Century. King Arthur. I wonder which one of King Arthur's knights invented the round table? Sir Cumference.

Canute Does It Again

'Sire, they are starting to call you Edward the Confessor.'