Local Legend Enthusiast Gifts

"This is Gladstone, our local lecher..."

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Another Bigfoot sighting...

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

Channelling on the Cheap

"We need rain."

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

Vampire on a plane

'When I called her a witch, I had no idea...'

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

Romulus and Remus

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

Suburban Legend

Noah's Ark leaves pair of unicorns behind

Knight

'The stuff legends are made of'

Revenge Of The Tipped Cows

'Don't Move!' - 'Why would I want to move? Lived here for 51 years, know all the neighbours, shops nearby, post office is closed but...'

"Oh him, that's Ron. He's a permanent fixture in here."

"Wingtips--this is a white collar gang."

Myths and Other Urban Legends

Santa 'Loverboy' Kong

"They call you Abominable and me a monster, and they don't even know us."

"So that's Ireland."

"There! I heard it again!"

"Getting back across the road is gonna be the hard part."

"The beginning of another urban legend."

Urban legend museum? I think it's around here somewhere, but I've never actually seen it.

'It isn't polite to point.'