Local Legend Enthusiast Gifts

"This is Gladstone, our local lecher..."

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

Another Bigfoot sighting...

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

Channelling on the Cheap

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"We need rain."

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

Vampire on a plane

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

Romulus and Remus

Suburban Legend

Noah's Ark leaves pair of unicorns behind

Knight

'The stuff legends are made of'

'Don't Move!' - 'Why would I want to move? Lived here for 51 years, know all the neighbours, shops nearby, post office is closed but...'

Myths and Other Urban Legends

"Oh him, that's Ron. He's a permanent fixture in here."

Santa 'Loverboy' Kong

"Wingtips--this is a white collar gang."

"They call you Abominable and me a monster, and they don't even know us."

"So that's Ireland."

"There! I heard it again!"

"Getting back across the road is gonna be the hard part."

"The beginning of another urban legend."

'It isn't polite to point.'

"I don't care what your friends say! This "nine lives" business is just an urban legend: think safety first!"