Local Legend Appreciator Gifts

"He gives a lot of advice but I would describe him as a nano-influencer."

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

Another Bigfoot sighting...

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

"... and the sales call was coming from inside the house!"

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

Channelling on the Cheap

"We need rain."

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

Pandora's Change Purse...

"You're about to learn what New York hot dogs are made from."

Vampire on a plane

Suburban Legend

David Bowie

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Zdeno Chara

'Whoever wants my job must lift the sword from the stone.'

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

The Stat-ewe of Liberty.

Think globally. Act locally.

Mt. Tushmore

Revenge Of The Tipped Cows

'Don't Move!' - 'Why would I want to move? Lived here for 51 years, know all the neighbours, shops nearby, post office is closed but...'

"Oh him, that's Ron. He's a permanent fixture in here."

Right Here

"Wingtips--this is a white collar gang."

"So that's Ireland."

"Why doesn't Ken Burns make a documentary about this?"

"There! I heard it again!"

Urban legend museum? I think it's around here somewhere, but I've never actually seen it.

Pop's store's wanted ad: MOM.

'It isn't polite to point.'

"I don't care what your friends say! This "nine lives" business is just an urban legend: think safety first!"