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The Headless Horseman's secret shame.

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

"Let's have some fun kids, he says, let's play Easter Island."

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

Vampire on a plane

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

David Bowie

Noah's Ark leaves pair of unicorns behind

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

'Whoever wants my job must lift the sword from the stone.'

"Some day, son, all these aches and pains will be yours."

Knight

'The stuff legends are made of'

"Do you believe in Bigfoot?"

Revenge Of The Tipped Cows

'Wait a minute, this guy is missing a head Oh jeez, we're totally gonna crash,'

"If this doesn't distract him, Ulysses, we'll go with the sheep idea."

Lancelot put to the Test.

Canute Does It Again

"So that's Ireland."

William Tell's son wears hi-vis jacket and hard hat

'Forget about the Holy Grail for now - I want you to look for weapons of mass destruction.'

"There! I heard it again!"

Loch Ness.

'It isn't polite to point.'

Hand emerges from King Arthur's xmas pudding with a coin.

"It's about this Hans Brinker boy. Either you stop him or he stands to lose a finger!"