Lesson Plan Legend Gifts

"First day of school and you've already got problem students?"

A Puppet Named Juan

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

"In economics, I got an IOU."

'The reason the core curriculum seems so ambiguous is that we dot really have a core curriculum.'

"Better luck next time, kid."

Little Girl Educating Her Horse.

"Well, I'm just saying, buying me a cheap used car for graduation is not going to teach me responsibility."

'I'm sorry Timmy, but if I keep going for help, you'll never learn to take care of yourself,'

'If all your friends were looting and pillaging, would you do it, too?'

'Remember, son, don't believe any thing you hear and only half of what you see.'

'You can't blame the kids for being restless when we have math teachers teaching French, and English teachers teaching science.'

'This is going really well. I did a great job organizing this lecture.'

"Tell me again how many young minds I will have shaped by the end of my teaching career."

"Thank you for 30 years of teaching service. Now you have 5 minutes to turn in your keys, I.D. card, empty your desk and be escorted out."

"While your lesson plans were perfect, and your bulletin boards were terrific...your classroom management skills need work!"

'What did you learn at university today?'

'Sorry professor, my mind was some other place.'

'You must be the new hire. Welcome aboard. Here's our prepackaged curriculum. If time permits, encourage critical thinking.'

'Your student Clara has tested as Talented and Gifted. But only in metal sculpting. You'll need to start incorporating metal sculpting into your daily lesson plans starting...tomorrow.'

"So how was your first day of teaching?"

"Does school really help people with real life?"

"Just teachers' lounge will suffice, Ed."

'You might not know it now but I used to have some great lesson plans.'

Teacher's Workroom.

He who hesitates is five miles past his exit.

Error! Lesson Plan has no Aim!

"Isn't it great? I found little 'Classroom Mode' switches behind their ears."

Buddy hadn't learned from the time his tongue got stuck.

'I just can't take the eraser bits, the spit balls and the insults anymore!'

'My instincts and intuitions are on opposing sides on this schedule.'

"Put that away. Your money's no good here."

Just another life lesson son. Nothing in life is free.

'We should try harder to behave. We're wearing a rut in this floor.'