Lesson Plan Architect Gifts

'With a click of a key I can add objectives and a medial summary to each lesson plan. I wish it was that easy to add respect for teachers to each student.'

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

A Puppet Named Juan

Cookbooks

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

'The reason the core curriculum seems so ambiguous is that we dot really have a core curriculum.'

"We've created a safe, nonjudgmental environment that will leave you child ill-prepared for real life."

Little Girl Educating Her Horse.

'You can't blame the kids for being restless when we have math teachers teaching French, and English teachers teaching science.'

'This is going really well. I did a great job organizing this lecture.'

"Tell me again how many young minds I will have shaped by the end of my teaching career."

Baby using model construction system to retrieve jam.

"Thank you for 30 years of teaching service. Now you have 5 minutes to turn in your keys, I.D. card, empty your desk and be escorted out."

'I figured if you liked the first paragraph I'd go ahead and finish the book.'

"While your lesson plans were perfect, and your bulletin boards were terrific...your classroom management skills need work!"

'You must be the new hire. Welcome aboard. Here's our prepackaged curriculum. If time permits, encourage critical thinking.'

'Your student Clara has tested as Talented and Gifted. But only in metal sculpting. You'll need to start incorporating metal sculpting into your daily lesson plans starting...tomorrow.'

"This year we'll focus on the road, next year we can focus on building the highrise on the mountain."

"So how was your first day of teaching?"

"Just teachers' lounge will suffice, Ed."

'You might not know it now but I used to have some great lesson plans.'

Teacher's Workroom.

"You'll probably have to start at the bottom, son, like the House of Representatives."

Error! Lesson Plan has no Aim!

"Isn't it great? I found little 'Classroom Mode' switches behind their ears."

'This is only 1:100 in scale to what I plan.'

Workaholic loses his wife

'You like it? I'm getting a government grant for Phase 2.'

"First day of school and you've already got problem students?"

"When I grow up, I want to be a builder."

'I am never going to fill out a prom dress.'

'My instincts and intuitions are on opposing sides on this schedule.'

"In 20 years when it's fully grown I'll build you the best tree house ever."

'I just can't take the eraser bits, the spit balls and the insults anymore!'

"It's just the architect's model, but I'm very excited."