Lesson Plan Wizard Gifts

Even while eating she developed exciting lesson plans for unexpected tests.

A Puppet Named Juan

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

"I'll show you our growth projections but only if you promise not to snicker."

'You'll soon get the hang of it - then they'll change it.'

'The reason the core curriculum seems so ambiguous is that we dot really have a core curriculum.'

'Herb will provide one of his concise interpretations of the quarterly sales charts.'

"What are you doing? It's Halloween. Not leaving your deliveries to the last minute this year?"

Little Girl Educating Her Horse.

Change Management: Change can be ruf.

IN OUT UP DOWN AND ALL AROUND

'I'm very worried that if we fail to introduce rigid protocols to maximise client gratification indices within acceptable costbenefit parameters to ensure enhanced margins...then we'll have missed the whole point of what Christmas is about!!!'

'Which one of these things is the soap?'

'You can't blame the kids for being restless when we have math teachers teaching French, and English teachers teaching science.'

"Recent research has yielded some frightening results...It turns out we are a business team held forever on a presentation chart, locked away in a supply closet."

"No, it hasn't anything to do with my presentation. But wait until you see how I hold everyone's attention with it sitting next to me at the podium."

'First the good news.'

'This is going really well. I did a great job organizing this lecture.'

"Tell me again how many young minds I will have shaped by the end of my teaching career."

"I will refute my wife's allegations that I'm a work obsessed pedant with the aid of a slideshow presentation."

"I'm feeling a lot of love in the room - with the exception of that guy over there."

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

"Thank you for 30 years of teaching service. Now you have 5 minutes to turn in your keys, I.D. card, empty your desk and be escorted out."

"While your lesson plans were perfect, and your bulletin boards were terrific...your classroom management skills need work!"

"You get to call the shots at 9.30,11.15,2.15 and 4.20."

'According to your resume, you have unusual organizational techniques.'

'... I'll take the handoff to the tailback, then give the ball to my stunt double here, and he will dive head-first into the end zone.'

"Have you tried powerpoint?"

Executive MFA

'You must be the new hire. Welcome aboard. Here's our prepackaged curriculum. If time permits, encourage critical thinking.'