Canine Loyalist Gifts

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

Bottle Distillery

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

'... but I threw away those old ratty slippers.'

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

Best friends without borders.

"Please feel free to browse."

"For goodness sake, stop this daily whining! She's just gone to work, she'll be back tonight! Get a grip!"

"Holidays with the family... Boss, I'm so happy to be back again! May I do some unpaid extra hours please?"

'I want someone who'll not just take the firms line, but the hook and sinker, too.'

Replica Football Merchandise

Ball and Chain

'Don't look at me like that! I know it's a banned substance, OK? But how can I compete if I'm the only one in the league not using spinach?!'

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

"Get another job? I can't! My breed can only be faithful to one master in a lifetime!"

'What do you mean foul? I had a shower this morning!'

"And THEN, and THIS is the CLEVER bit...We put our advertising logo on the front of all our clothing and make people PAY for the privilege."

Snowman about melting snowman: 'Just once I'd like to meet someone who isn't a fair weather friend.'

'Surely you could have missed one episode of Eastenders !!'

'When did you first become a Fruit-of-the-Loom guys groupie?'

"Money won't make you happy. Real happiness comes from having me as your best friend."

'This is an amicable split. Coach O'Neill has done a great job. We just have different ideas...'

"A paperback?! Iv'e got hundreds of books saved on this."

'That's what I like about him, he always pays his round.'

'I see you haven't paid me yet!'

Dog checks out His Master's Website.

"How old were you before you discovered our football song wasn't the national anthem?"