League Loyalist Gifts

'This is an amicable split. Coach O'Neill has done a great job. We just have different ideas...'

'Don't look at me like that! I know it's a banned substance, OK? But how can I compete if I'm the only one in the league not using spinach?!'

'What do you mean foul? I had a shower this morning!'

Replica Football Merchandise

Ball and Chain

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

Baseball Dreams

Kobe Bryant

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

We're so pleased with your twenty years work, we've decided to offer you a two year short term contract.

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

'Diet? Yeah I'm on a prop's diet...pies,chips,burgers and coke!'

Voter impatience.

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'

Football addict

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

"Must that dog follow you everywhere?"

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

'Kaplan, you've been traded. ...Sorry about the tattoos.'

"Yeah you've always been loyal, so what? You're fired."

"At least you get to wake up from your nightmares."

'OK, Mr. Altruism, real fast, name three selling points of loyalty that don't involve food.'

Documentary Proof - A Dog Lost hundreds of feet from home can easily find his way back.

'Will you wait for me, Tino?'

"These days people focus too much on what the job might pay....but what price can you put on 'job satisfaction', on 'commitment'...on 'loyalty'?"

"I know you three wanted the promotion to V.P. However, my dog has been a loyal friend, so he gets the job."