Team Loyalists Gifts

"Dad, snap out of it. The postseason ended last week. The Red Sox lost."

I like the Jets...I guess

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

Hell Separates Real Madrid and Barcelona fans.

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

Hockey Season.

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

Trent Alexander-Arnold

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 8

"I don’t know what it is, but every time the Bruins win, I love you more and more!"

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

Ball and Chain

"I'm so grateful to play for this fantastic club....a childhood dream come true!"

Replica Football Merchandise

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'

'Kaplan, you've been traded. ...Sorry about the tattoos.'

'Don't look at me like that! I know it's a banned substance, OK? But how can I compete if I'm the only one in the league not using spinach?!'

"I wonder why the kids named me Mourinho? I hope it's not because I'll only last a few days..."

"She's a little overworked but, depending on what happens next Sunday, I'll probably jump back on."

Rugby golden oldies.

'What do you mean foul? I had a shower this morning!'

"We're playing soccer, not football!"

'Congratulations son, you've been invited to play for the barbarians.'

Go Favre

"The Browns are the only team in the NFL to have a malpractice squad."

'I know it's an early kick off but this is ridiculous!'

Liverpool FC Chairman - "It's Man United, they want to know if we've any trophy cabinets going spare."

'This is an amicable split. Coach O'Neill has done a great job. We just have different ideas...'

Arsene Wenger's piggy bank and Andre Villas Boas.

"How old were you before you discovered our football song wasn't the national anthem?"