Team Loyalty Enthusiast Gifts

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

I like the Jets...I guess

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Go team!

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

Hell Separates Real Madrid and Barcelona fans.

Crane operator Jimmy Morrison liked to break in new guys by giving them what he called a 'sky wedgie.'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

'This is just an informal pledge that we all go through.'

"I'm glad you felt able to get that off your chest...now could we discuss next year's targets?"

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

Runt! You'll never make the team. We'll see! You can't even tie your shoelace! Great technique!

Men can show their emotions!

Strive to win!

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

"In times like these we all have to pull together, to work flexibly. We need to operate outside of our traditional roles for the greater good."

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

"If I put mustaches on all of us, we look more like a team."

Team Leader

Football supporters.

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

Welcome to Teamville, Population: 7 ... great people to work with.

College game crowd: 'WE WON',,,'and that somehow makes you superior'

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

We're so pleased with your twenty years work, we've decided to offer you a two year short term contract.