Team Loyalty Exploration Gifts

"She's a little overworked but, depending on what happens next Sunday, I'll probably jump back on."

I like the Jets...I guess

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

Hell Separates Real Madrid and Barcelona fans.

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

"Cheer up, Simon. . . I'm always here for you!"

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

We're so pleased with your twenty years work, we've decided to offer you a two year short term contract.

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

"I don’t know what it is, but every time the Bruins win, I love you more and more!"

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'

"I hate to break it to you, but you weren't his best friend."

"I just got a Trump alert with my discount code off my next purchase of Trump baseball caps."

'I want someone who'll not just take the firms line, but the hook and sinker, too.'

'Fetching your slippers when you were chairman of the board was one thing, but now that you're an ordinary citizen...'

"Must that dog follow you everywhere?"

'Kaplan, you've been traded. ...Sorry about the tattoos.'

The whole club stands behind the coach...

"I know he is now our richest client but he is very loyal!"

"Yeah you've always been loyal, so what? You're fired."

"As a reward for 25 years of faithful service, here's your new cubical...it's 8% bigger!"

A hunter has a dream that his dog has brought a game warden to punish him.

'Uh oh, looks like he had a tough day at the office: Let's jump around to cheer him up...'

"At least you get to wake up from your nightmares."

'Before the meeting starts let's all sing the company song.'