Team Loyalty Exploration Prints

"She's a little overworked but, depending on what happens next Sunday, I'll probably jump back on."

I like the Jets...I guess

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

"Cheer up, Simon. . . I'm always here for you!"

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

We're so pleased with your twenty years work, we've decided to offer you a two year short term contract.

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"

"I don’t know what it is, but every time the Bruins win, I love you more and more!"

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'

"I hate to break it to you, but you weren't his best friend."

'Fetching your slippers when you were chairman of the board was one thing, but now that you're an ordinary citizen...'

"Must that dog follow you everywhere?"

"I just got a Trump alert with my discount code off my next purchase of Trump baseball caps."

'I want someone who'll not just take the firms line, but the hook and sinker, too.'

'Kaplan, you've been traded. ...Sorry about the tattoos.'

"I know he is now our richest client but he is very loyal!"

"At least you get to wake up from your nightmares."

A hunter has a dream that his dog has brought a game warden to punish him.

'Uh oh, looks like he had a tough day at the office: Let's jump around to cheer him up...'

"As a reward for 25 years of faithful service, here's your new cubical...it's 8% bigger!"

The whole club stands behind the coach...

'Before the meeting starts let's all sing the company song.'

"Yeah you've always been loyal, so what? You're fired."

'OK, Mr. Altruism, real fast, name three selling points of loyalty that don't involve food.'