Loyalty Analyst Prints

"Yes, Roger, I know he's your best friend - he's also the best of your friends."

The whole club stands behind the coach...

Others will fight for you

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

"I heard you're top dog in trust and loyalty training."

'This is a personal insult to me and my family. Paulie, word is you regifted that horse's head I gave you last month. . .'

"Cheer up, Simon. . . I'm always here for you!"

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

We're so pleased with your twenty years work, we've decided to offer you a two year short term contract.

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

"Can I interest you in our frequent flyer scheme?"

You've Got Mail

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'

'Fetching your slippers when you were chairman of the board was one thing, but now that you're an ordinary citizen...'

"I just got a Trump alert with my discount code off my next purchase of Trump baseball caps."

"Must that dog follow you everywhere?"

"I hate to break it to you, but you weren't his best friend."

"This is as far as your air miles take you."

'Before the meeting starts let's all sing the company song.'

A hunter has a dream that his dog has brought a game warden to punish him.

"As a reward for 25 years of faithful service, here's your new cubical...it's 8% bigger!"

'Uh oh, looks like he had a tough day at the office: Let's jump around to cheer him up...'

"I know he is now our richest client but he is very loyal!"

"Wow, you've got tons of loyalty points. Someone's a good boy!"

"Yeah you've always been loyal, so what? You're fired."

'And how many frequent flyer miles do you have?'

Dog following it's master out of a windows.

"The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog." - Ambrose Bierce

'That's 12 games in a row. As my best friend, it wouldn't kill you to let me win one every once in awhile.'