Loyalty Enthusiasts Prints

"Will that be all, sir?"

We're so pleased with your twenty years work, we've decided to offer you a two year short term contract.

'Let's not let some silly carpet come between us being best friends, Carl...'

'All those years you struggled financially, I stood by you. It's my turn for a little piece of the pie.'

Employee of the Year

Others will fight for you

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

'Not here - home!'

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

Best friends without borders.

"I heard you're top dog in trust and loyalty training."

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

You've Got Mail

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

"Please feel free to browse."

"For goodness sake, stop this daily whining! She's just gone to work, she'll be back tonight! Get a grip!"

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'

"This is as far as your air miles take you."

"Must that dog follow you everywhere?"

I don't want to buy anything. I don't want to upgrade. Watch this! What are you doing? Looking at an ad for the new Mac laptop. My heart's not racing! What's wrong with me?! It is sleek.

"Get another job? I can't! My breed can only be faithful to one master in a lifetime!"

Dog following it's master out of a windows.

"I hear you're the expert on loyalty."

"And THEN, and THIS is the CLEVER bit...We put our advertising logo on the front of all our clothing and make people PAY for the privilege."

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

"The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog." - Ambrose Bierce