Loyalty Enthusiasts Pillows

"Will that be all, sir?"

We're so pleased with your twenty years work, we've decided to offer you a two year short term contract.

'Let's not let some silly carpet come between us being best friends, Carl...'

'All those years you struggled financially, I stood by you. It's my turn for a little piece of the pie.'

Employee of the Year

Others will fight for you

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

'Not here - home!'

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

"I heard you're top dog in trust and loyalty training."

Best friends without borders.

"...And don't give me that 'I hope his precious little Blackhawks lose' look either!"

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

"Please feel free to browse."

"For goodness sake, stop this daily whining! She's just gone to work, she'll be back tonight! Get a grip!"

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

You've Got Mail

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'

"This is as far as your air miles take you."

"Must that dog follow you everywhere?"

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

"The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog." - Ambrose Bierce

Dog following it's master out of a windows.

"Get another job? I can't! My breed can only be faithful to one master in a lifetime!"

The whole club stands behind the coach...

"I hear you're the expert on loyalty."

"Yeah you've always been loyal, so what? You're fired."

"And THEN, and THIS is the CLEVER bit...We put our advertising logo on the front of all our clothing and make people PAY for the privilege."