Loyalty Card Enthusiast Pillows

"Would sir be interested in joining my loyalty program?"

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

'Not here - home!'

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

'It's a type of credit card that self destructs when it reaches the limit I've set for you.'

"Well, we can try. But to be honest, I doubt that you'll get custody of your husband's credit cards."

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

We're so pleased with your twenty years work, we've decided to offer you a two year short term contract.

'I applied the instant rebate and the returning customer loyalty reward, so that comes to fifty cents.'

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

You've Got Mail

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'

"This is as far as your air miles take you."

"Our credit rating has improved. There's a pre-approved credit card in the report."

"Must that dog follow you everywhere?"

'Denied?...but it's my last one.'

"The Loyalty Card program has changed. Management now requires you to get a Loyalty Forehead Tattoo of the bar's logo."

'I know money can't buy happiness. That's why I use credit cards.'

'She's just like her mother. Her first word was the name of our credit card.'

'Of course I have your loyalty card - Can you tell me which one it is?'

'Does N.A.S.A. give frequent flyer miles?'

We Honor Major Credit Cards and Most Dietary Restrictions

"Yeah you've always been loyal, so what? You're fired."

"I hear you're the expert on loyalty."

Dog following it's master out of a windows.

"The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog." - Ambrose Bierce

'OK, Mr. Altruism, real fast, name three selling points of loyalty that don't involve food.'

Punch Card: 'The next divorce is on me.'

Documentary Proof - A Dog Lost hundreds of feet from home can easily find his way back.

"These days people focus too much on what the job might pay....but what price can you put on 'job satisfaction', on 'commitment'...on 'loyalty'?"

"Are you a platinum card member?"

"Be proud of me..I'm strengthening your credit rating."