Loyalty Card Enthusiasts Pillows

Bees can't get onto the Nectar website.

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

'Not here - home!'

A member of a very populous consumer group attempts to go shopping...

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

We're so pleased with your twenty years work, we've decided to offer you a two year short term contract.

"Please feel free to browse."

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'

"This is as far as your air miles take you."

"Must that dog follow you everywhere?"

"The Loyalty Card program has changed. Management now requires you to get a Loyalty Forehead Tattoo of the bar's logo."

"And THEN, and THIS is the CLEVER bit...We put our advertising logo on the front of all our clothing and make people PAY for the privilege."

"Yeah you've always been loyal, so what? You're fired."

"Wow, you've got tons of loyalty points. Someone's a good boy!"

'And how many frequent flyer miles do you have?'

'Of course I have your loyalty card - Can you tell me which one it is?'

'Does N.A.S.A. give frequent flyer miles?'

'Me too-thought I'd better splash out before my plastic expires tomorrow!'

"I hear you're the expert on loyalty."

'OK, Mr. Altruism, real fast, name three selling points of loyalty that don't involve food.'

Punch Card: 'The next divorce is on me.'

Documentary Proof - A Dog Lost hundreds of feet from home can easily find his way back.

"Are you a platinum card member?"

"What's this I hear about you opening an account at another bank?"

"You're my best friend, Bandit."

"These days people focus too much on what the job might pay....but what price can you put on 'job satisfaction', on 'commitment'...on 'loyalty'?"

'It's not exactly 'cheap' healthcare, but for each test we run, you accumulate frequent-test reward points.'

'All those years you struggled financially, I stood by you. It's my turn for a little piece of the pie.'

'Will you wait for me, Tino?'