Loyalty Card Collector Pillows

'You've got more than one loyalty card? That's despicable.'

Loyalty Card

"And if you sign up for our Gold Star membership level we stop pestering you to sign up."

'Welcome - would either of you like to join our Frequent Sinner Programme?'

Frequent Visitor

"If you can safeguard this punch card for half a decade, you get a free coffee."

Hi, loyal customer, How'd you like a chance to join our exclusive VIP Premier Executive Best Customer Reward Program? Me? That's right. We want to reward your loyalty. So we'll let you join for just $9.95 a month. Wow. This is my first time to the cafe. But since you got here you haven't gone to another cafe.

"The Loyalty Card program has changed. Management now requires you to get a Loyalty Forehead Tattoo of the bar's logo."

'Would you like to join our frequent shooter club?'

'Does N.A.S.A. give frequent flyer miles?'

'Of course I have your loyalty card - Can you tell me which one it is?'

'Can I interest you in one of our frequent buyer discount cards?'

'Look out, make room, here comes a frequent flyer.'

'You've got more than one loyalty card? That's despicable.'

"What's this I hear about you opening an account at another bank?"

Thank you bubbles

Missing You.

"I don't think the guy with the business-card cannon has ever been to an actual networking event,"

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

Philosopher trading cards.

The Card Flinger

Reindeer

'And this is our new INTERACTIVE card - you buy the blank cardboard and write it yourself!'

Middle Age: When rolling out of bed is easy, but getting up off the floor isn't!

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

'He's definitely heading for a red card.'

'look at my new business cards! The old ones weren't big enough for all my information.'

Card shark

'I'm a football referee - I'll have a box of red and a box of yellow.'

"The Valentine's Day gift that has it all - a card made from edible flowers dipped in chocolate!"

"Please refrain from throwing business cards."

Looks like all your Facebook friends sent you holiday greetings cards.

Red Card - Gold Card.

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