Loyalty Card Collector Pillows

'You've got more than one loyalty card? That's despicable.'

Loyalty Card

"And if you sign up for our Gold Star membership level we stop pestering you to sign up."

'Welcome - would either of you like to join our Frequent Sinner Programme?'

Frequent Visitor

"If you can safeguard this punch card for half a decade, you get a free coffee."

"The Loyalty Card program has changed. Management now requires you to get a Loyalty Forehead Tattoo of the bar's logo."

'Would you like to join our frequent shooter club?'

'Does N.A.S.A. give frequent flyer miles?'

'Of course I have your loyalty card - Can you tell me which one it is?'

'Look out, make room, here comes a frequent flyer.'

'You've got more than one loyalty card? That's despicable.'

"What's this I hear about you opening an account at another bank?"

Thank you bubbles

Missing You.

"I don't think the guy with the business-card cannon has ever been to an actual networking event,"

"Blast, you've cleaned me out again!" Grey squirrels out competing red squirrel for food.

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

Philosopher trading cards.

The Card Flinger

Reindeer

'And this is our new INTERACTIVE card - you buy the blank cardboard and write it yourself!'

Middle Age: When rolling out of bed is easy, but getting up off the floor isn't!

'He's definitely heading for a red card.'

Greeting card section: 'thank you' and 'you're welcome'.

'look at my new business cards! The old ones weren't big enough for all my information.'

"The Valentine's Day gift that has it all - a card made from edible flowers dipped in chocolate!"

'I'm a football referee - I'll have a box of red and a box of yellow.'

"Please refrain from throwing business cards."

You've Got Mail

Card shark

Red Card - Gold Card.

"You have such beautiful eyes."

Business people buying greeting cards.

A woman looks at greeting cards in a section entitled "New Pie".