Loyalty Badge Collector Pillows

"Uh, oh, I forgot this is evaluation day..."

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

'This biometric ID badge is part of the new security system. The badge contains my encoded retinal scan, fingerprints, and level of job enthusiasm.'

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Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

'What's with the cocoa tin lid?'

'We're confident that morale dips resulting from the recent salary cuts will be offset by the distribution of these smiley face badges to all affected employees.'

"At first I was homesick....now I'll probably be campsick for awhile!"

Beer Sergeant.

'Fetching your slippers when you were chairman of the board was one thing, but now that you're an ordinary citizen...'

Continental marshal

'This one's for clearing my browser history. This one's for emptying my cache. This one's...'

"The Loyalty Card program has changed. Management now requires you to get a Loyalty Forehead Tattoo of the bar's logo."

'Does N.A.S.A. give frequent flyer miles?'

"The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog." - Ambrose Bierce

Dog following it's master out of a windows.

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'How many merit badges do you have?'

'Of course I have your loyalty card - Can you tell me which one it is?'

"Here comes my doctor ... I know the click and clatter of his ID badges."

'I do not spend that much time at the office.'

Punch Card: 'The next divorce is on me.'

'I got this one for failing to earn a merit badge.'

"What's this I hear about you opening an account at another bank?"

"Nice! You know dressing up isn't a requirement right?!"

'It's not exactly 'cheap' healthcare, but for each test we run, you accumulate frequent-test reward points.'

Boy Scouts trying to get their free fall badges

"Nothing to be concerned about. We just want to show you our phony badges and then leave."

"And if you sign up for our Gold Star membership level we stop pestering you to sign up."

"Would sir be interested in joining my loyalty program?"