Merit Badge Collector Pillows

'To stress heterosexual, we now get a merit badge for getting laid!'

'How many merit badges do you have?'

"Well, okay. I think I'll go ask the other instructors just in case!"

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Military Medals

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

"Wait, you're firing me?! But I was Time magazine’s Person of the Year!"

"Mom, please! I'm a married woman whose friends have been reviewed favourably by the New York Times."

'I was in the catering corps.'

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

Happy Champion

Jungle Games

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

"I would like to thank all the big and little and in between people."

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

'Son...old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue.'

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

'This biometric ID badge is part of the new security system. The badge contains my encoded retinal scan, fingerprints, and level of job enthusiasm.'

'This one is for Hide and Seek.'

'For donating half my property to the poor, I'll get the 'Unselfish Millionaire of the Year' medal and a supporting receipt for my allowable expenses!'

Canadians celebrate first Olympic gold medal.

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.

'This one is for not hinting in T.V. interviews that Burma's pacifists should be send WMPs.'

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

'And this one is just today's grocery list from my wife.'

"And this one is for being faithful to my wife."

Many certificates of achievement on the wall.

'We're confident that morale dips resulting from the recent salary cuts will be offset by the distribution of these smiley face badges to all affected employees.'