Badge Of Honor Collector Pillows

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Military Medals

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

'I was in the catering corps.'

'Does this get me a purple heart?'

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

Happy Champion

Jungle Games

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

'Son...old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue.'

'This biometric ID badge is part of the new security system. The badge contains my encoded retinal scan, fingerprints, and level of job enthusiasm.'

'For donating half my property to the poor, I'll get the 'Unselfish Millionaire of the Year' medal and a supporting receipt for my allowable expenses!'

'And this one is just today's grocery list from my wife.'

Canadians celebrate first Olympic gold medal.

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.

'This one is for not hinting in T.V. interviews that Burma's pacifists should be send WMPs.'

'What's with the cocoa tin lid?'

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

Knight walking his pet armadillo.

"And this one is for being faithful to my wife."

'We're confident that morale dips resulting from the recent salary cuts will be offset by the distribution of these smiley face badges to all affected employees.'

"And that one shows my frequent flier miles."

'My wife gave me that one for washing the windows.'

"What's next?"

'Nice bling.'