Military Honors Collector Pillows

'This one is for helping win the T.V. ratings wars with my expert military commentry.'

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

Military Medals

"I guess I was a good shot, because I took down 50 Nazis...all by myself. That's how I got my silver star. Honestly, I don't consider myself a hero. I consider myself lucky."

"Hey, dad. We wanna play army before we go to bed. Can we have our toy medals back?"

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

'I got this one for thinking outside the box.'

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

Cat Show

"The first one is for graduating from basic training. The rest are classified."

General Meade's Army, Near Culpepper - Shaving in Camp

"Wait, you're firing me?! But I was Time magazine’s Person of the Year!"

'I was in the catering corps.'

"He wanted a heavily decorated cake for his birthday."

Jungle Games

Happy Champion

French Army knife

"I would like to thank all the big and little and in between people."

Harry Chauvel & T. E. Lawrence

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

'Son...old soldiers don't die...they just get medal fatigue.'

"Let's see, this one is cherry flavored, I think this one is blueberry ..."

"This one is for not complaining about stretched too thin handling domestic and foreign crises."

'This one is for Hide and Seek.'

'For donating half my property to the poor, I'll get the 'Unselfish Millionaire of the Year' medal and a supporting receipt for my allowable expenses!'

"O.K., Saddam, we want a full and accurate accounting of what you've got - or else?"

'And this one is just today's grocery list from my wife.'

'What's with the cocoa tin lid?'

'This one is for not hinting in T.V. interviews that Burma's pacifists should be send WMPs.'

Canadians celebrate first Olympic gold medal.

Bradley Wiggins

"Next to my two years in the Marines, you're the best thing I've ever done."

"And this one is for being faithful to my wife."